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The door hinged creakily. Veronica grabbed out her camera. Would this moment be it? The sudden moment she suddenly became one thousand dollars in ghost riches? NO. It was just Travis. "Hey Vicky." Said Travis. "It's itchy in here. Do you feel itchy? I've felt itchy since that painting howled at us."

"No." Said Veronica. "I do not know what you're talking about dude."

Suddenly she yowped in spookitude!

"TRAVIS." Said Veronica. "Your... your BUTT. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BUTT!" Said Veronica.

Travis's ass had grown a 4-feet bushy tail of wolf fur! As Veronica watched, terrorfied, the tail wagged, hit a wall, and passed right through it! Travis had been cursed... with a ghost wolf's butt!

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CHAPTER 57

Travis felt a boner growling in his groin.

He shivered despite the musty heat of the musty ol castle. "This is a hosed up castle," he told Veronica. She nodded knowingly. "I know," she knowed.

The two of them kept walking or started walking. Onward down the hallway. Just then Travis felt a big pain in his buttplace!

"Fuck!" He jumped up on the air like he got bit in his butt! He turned and looked but there was nothing there...just some kind of creepy carpet on the floor.

"What was happen?" pronounced Veronica askingly.

"This tail...I think this tail just tried to OOMPH!!!" Travis reached behind his body with both arms and hands. He grasped grabbingly onto the fur covered tail he got on him. "My tail is trying to get in my butthole! Help me Veronica!!" But it was too late. Even as she watched Vernoica was watching the tail enter Travis' smooth gaping Man ass. fucking crap, she thought. That tail is...gay.

The Benign Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, harvey birdman and frasier went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and harvey birdman hit frasier in his eyebrow with a big shit faced iceball. It hurt a lot, but harvey birdman kissed it in hawaiian style and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really fucked up snow man!" harvey birdman said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" frasier said. "That would be more flatulent and politically correct."

"I know," harvey birdman said. "We can make a snow pony. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up cumming all over and made an asshole snow pony. harvey birdman put on a spoon for the thorax. The pony was almost as big as frasier.

"It looks fugly-headed," harvey birdman said mintily. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," frasier said and held up a shiny penis. "I found this up the arse." He put the penis onto the pony's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the pony, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a football covered in grease and used as a prejectile to satisfy scott baio anally.

frasier screamed frightfully britishly and ran but the snow pony chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow pony dribbled him paranoiically.

"Nobody does that to my little Swollen Anus," harvey birdman screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow pony through the stinger. It fell down and harvey birdman kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" frasier said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The penis lay in the yard until a quickly child picked it up and took it home.

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This is my reply to e_chan_21, it wouldn't fit in a comment.

DBZ:

1. The first character I fell in love with
     Goku!

2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
     Vegeta!

3. The character everyone else loves that I don't:
     Trunks. I mean Chunks. He is such a pansy lavender ladyboy with daddy issues. Mirai Trunks is not that much better than
     present/GT Trunks, although he is marginally cooler from NOT being raised by Vegeta, oddly enough. Present Trunks is just a brat who
    turns into lamo GT Trunks. LOOK AT MY BEIGE PANTS WOW neckerchief?! And the hair...he's copying 17.

4. The character I love that everyone else hates:
     Hey, everybody loves Vegeta!

5. The character I would shag anytime:
    #17. It's that voice...I can overlook the fluro green winter socks that he tucks his pants into, and all that denim. He just wants to drive     
    around in the mystery machine and solve mysteries, eat cake, shoplift gum and loiter. Such a fucking rebel.

6. The character I'd want to be like:
     Goku and Vegeta, but not like Gogeta. Or Vegetto. Or Vekuu. That's just wrong. And Bulma because she ownz Vegeta.

7. The character I'd slap:
     Chaozu. Fuck that thing.

8. A pairing that I love:
    Vegeta/Bulma. Seriously. What the fuck?! HOW. Vegeta/Chichi make more sense, they can both form a 'we hate goku' fanclub. Also Krillin
    and #18, that's just awesome. She likes em small bald and doormatty.

9. A pairing that I despise:
    Chichi/Goku. She tricked him into marriage then cursed herself forever once she got to know him--she discovered he wasn't all that and  
    a bag of potato chips. He was much much less. Like opening a door to a room you think is filled with wonder, but there is only a starving 
   bony black cat inside and some mangled furniture. That pretty much sums up their relationship. Goku is a broken chair Chichi can't sit on.
  At least she was unfulfilled forever, which makes me happy :)

10. Favorite character:
       Vegeta is number 1 because he has more balls than anyone, and while his way is the long hard stupid asshole way it still works for 
       him and he gets things done. And he is the direct opposite of Goku. He is the Antigoku.

11. What are my five favorite things about the fandom.
      1. Vegeta
     
      2. Vegeta's pink shirt
      
      3. The aging and development of characters. They change over time--especially Vegeta after Bulma domesticated him.
      
      4. 'Vegeta's Cooking Hell' --as well as a few other songs / music from the series, like Chala Head Chala. But not Trunks' theme. It is   
          bad 80s. Like a lot of the others...
     
      5. Goku being naked all the time--he doesn't know what 'modesty' or 'embarassment' is. Or 'appropriate.'

      6. The hilarious suggestive dialogue / noises and innuendo--all that 'so you wanna see my sword huh?' stuff from Trunks, the fact that   
          you can choose anywhere in the series, and if you only hear the audio without seeing the picture you're hearing 'UGGGHHHH UH UH  
         UHH here swallow this (bean)' pretty much all the time. Also the following lines:

         'What's a Goku?' - King Cold

          'Piccolo you big jerk! I take back all those nice  things I said about you' - Gohan

          'I said you smell like toenails!!! - Gohan

          'I think I burned my underwear' - Gohan

          'Beans give me problems.' - Goku

          'He should think himself lucky--he is the first one to be touched by my perfect body.' - Perfect Cell

          'Why are you staring at me like that? Do you find me attractive to you?'- Goku, to Vegeta --HAHAHA! I really want this line to be real. I'm 
          not sure if it is.

          Bulma: (talking about Trunks) 'He tends to pee on people when he gets mad' --I FUCKIN KNEW IT

          And just about everything Vegeta says.

7. The fantastic and/or long episode and movie titles:

    'DBZ movie #9: The Galaxy's in Danger!!! The Super Awesome Guy!!!'

   'Super Deciding Battle For The Entire Planet Earth'

   'Burn Up!! A Close, Intense, Super-Fierce Battle'

  'The Galaxy At The Brink! The Super Incredible Guy!'

12. What are my five least favorite things about the fandom.

       1. ALL THE FILLER. Garlic jr much?! All the ridiculously long episodes of nothing that could be condensed into one episode. Thank   
           god for Dragonball Kai. All the panning and lack of animation, just the same two frames on a loop, the constant face/muscle
           jittering...but then if we didn't have all of thosethings it really wouldn't be DBZ.

       2. Dragonball GT --Vegeta would not cut his hair and grow a moostache. At least he got rid of it, not just because his women were   
           laughing at his fragile self consciousness, but that people might think he was copying Krillin. AND SUPER #17: NOOOOO! He looks  
          fucking dreadful. And I don't want to live in a world where #17 is not a lumberjack.

       3. The fact that Goku is either always late, dead or injured when they need him most. But then he would rather be dead than live with
          Chichi for 7 years straight without any fighting to break up the monotony. I guess that proves he is afraid of her, and his sons and the
          rest of the gang have her to thank for driving him away from them.

       4. How everything got ridiculous toward the end of the Buu saga. I mean, DBZ has always been far fetched lovely craziness, but the  
            moment it hit me that perhaps Akira didn't give such a shit anymore was when Vegeta and Goku, fused, were turned into a chocolate
           ball by Buu, and then proceeded to fight him. As a chocolate ball. What.

        5. Some terrible terrible lines in english: The following has been said:
            'I am going to leave you flat like a pancake and I like my pancakes very flat - Vegeta
            'Mondo cool!' - Krillin
           And that's just a couple.

         6. Chaotsu. Seriously fuck that creepy clown mime bitch thing.

13. Who are my five favorite characters.

1. Vegeta

2. Goku

3. #17

4. #18

5. Tarble/Taburu/Table--Eeee I love that Veggie has a little brother! Pity he married a pokemon and is boring.

14. Who are my five least favorite characters.

1. Chaotsu

2. Ginyu force

3. Garlic jr

4. Dodoria

5. Majin Buu/Kid Buu/ Super Buu/ Thin Buu all the freaking Buus. What a waste of a character. He should've been a cute little kid with the   
    power to destroy the universe by blinking. That would've been much better.

15. What are my five favorite pairings.

1. Vegeta / Bulma

2. Krillin / #18

3. If Goku had had a daughter instead of Goten then she and Trunks would've made sense. I just want this to happen to see a mortified
     Vegeta--they'd have to keep it a secret but then she'd get pregnant, or hell even Bra and Goten would work, and he would be like this:   http://www.freewebs.com/ledastudios/mangas/doujins/sexscandal14.jpg 
     Basically whichever pairing breaks Vegeta's brain the most.

4. Vegeta / Goku PLATONICALLY AS FRIENDS for christs sake. Seriously they have the best friendship in the whole show--they started out
    as enemies, and ended up...enemies. It's one sided--Goku likes Vegeta because he likes everyone, but Vegeta hates him because he 
    makes being all powerful look easy. And the fact that Goku is such a great fuckin guy makes him angrier and hate him more. It's like
    Homer and Flanders. Vegeta secretly likes him but would never admit it. Just watch him at the end of 'He's Always Late' -- he is so happy
   Goku finally arrived at the party :)

5. Tien and Lunch would have been fun, if he hadn't had Chaozu as his bitch.

6. Vegeta / #18: This I would love to see.

16. What are my five least favorite pairings.

1. Chichi / Goku

2. Tien / Chaozu

3. Gohan / Videl: Yawn. She's his freakin ma.

4. Piccolo / Nobody: I know he's a Namek and doesn't need another person to reproduce, but come on! He needs a bonsai tree or  
    something. Wait he has Gohan.

5. Do fusions count as pairings? Coz I hate Gotenks.

17. Which character are you most like.
       None hopefully

18. What is my deep, dark fandom secret.
      I like Broly. Well, I like what he could have been. Like Bra! So much potential...

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Current Mood: pancakes

Stole from e_chan_21

NAME A FANDOM AND I'LL TELL YOU:

****NOTE: ASK ME ABOUT DBZ. SERIOUSLY THIS IS A FLIMSY EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT MY FAVOURITE ANIME AND FANDOM FLAVOUR OF THE MONTH.

1. The first character I fell in love with:
2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:
3. The character everyone else loves that I don't:
4. The character I love that everyone else hates:
5. The character I would shag anytime:
6. The character I'd want to be like:
7. The character I'd slap:
8. A pairing that I love:
9. A pairing that I despise:
10. Favorite character:
11. What are my five favorite things about the fandom.
12. What are my five least favorite things about the fandom.
13. Who are my five favorite characters.
14. Who are my five least favorite characters.
15. What are my five favorite pairings.
16. What are my five least favorite pairings.
17. Which character are you most like.
18. What is my deep, dark fandom secret.

some of my fandoms:

Dragonball Z, Spaced, Dragonball Z, Black Books, Dragonball Z, Harry Potter, Dragonball Z, Age Of Fire series, Dragonball Z, Harvey Birdman, Dragonball Z, Wire In The Blood, Dragonball Z, Ratchet and Clank, Dragonball Z, Spyro the Dragon, Dragonball Z.

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Current Location: in taco land
Current Mood: full of tacos

From somethingawful.com, dedicated to Erin in honour of her getting a PS2 ^_^

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I never realised VLC media player plays anything and everything as it doesnt need codecs and runs on magic or something. My classmate explained how it works to me and I understood it then, but I couldnt explain it now...
Basically this means that I can play Metalocalypse from uploaded episodes by devoted users!
And all the while VLC in its little dunce cap was sitting ignored on my desktop like the slow kid in school where I downloaded it not knowing what it was 2 years ago--I could've been watching sooner! 

Well now I know and so do you all. Unless you already knew.

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Current Mood: chipper

I became aware a couple of hours ago that today was the first day in 1 and a half weeks that I haven't been at school from 8am to 8pm, getting home around 9:30 - 10:00, only to get up at 5:30 and repeat. Ad nauseum. I've been at school such long hours trying to get all my insane amount of work done.

I think i'm dying. I'm starting to think in pixels. When I'm physically doing something in reality and I make a mistake, say accidentally drop/break/spill something, or draw over something in pen by accident, my first impulse is to move my hand toward the buttons ctrl - Z (apple - Z now that I'm on a dirty MAC)

I have nightmares about Maya, and in them I STILL spend 8 hours trying to rotate the camera to see my terrible 3D log I've been building for my project.

A freaking LOG, people. That's what I've come too. 

A crappy,  BURNT 3D LOG.  

And the icing on the cake is that I've waited how many months for new Metalocalypse, and now they're here, and I CAN'T SEE THEM!!! DAMN YOU ADULT SWIM!! There are tons of sites that now don't let anyone outside the US see the videos on them! I need a way to block the site from finding I am not located in America. 

I can't find the latest eps on bittorents, or p2p, or sites, zip.

Metalocalypse was keeping me GOING. Without it I will surely wither and die and sink into the sea of schoolwork.

Tags: burnt, dethklok, log, metalocalypse, school
Current Mood: crushed

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Current Location: iron man
Current Music: robert downney jr

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